• I am a pirate scum of the earth a rotten scalawag
    I cheat an' lie an' pillage a bit but I'm really not that bad
    Equipped with blades from head to toe and guns right to the tip
    Don't turn you're back on me or you will surely cease to live
    I will kick you while you're down, of this I must admit but don't get into any fight unless you want to win
    But when your feeling down my chum I love that I can say I'll cheer you up with a Yo ho ho and a smile bright as day
    I may not be a stand up chap, a gentlemen, or such but I'll tell you what its good enough being a pirate's what I love