• One bright day in the middle of the night,
    Two dead boys got up to fight.
    Back-to-back they faced one another,
    Drew their swords and shot each other.
    One was blind and the other couldn't see,
    So they chose a dummy for a referee.
    A blind man went to see fair play,
    A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
    A deaf policeman heard the noise,
    And came and shot the two dead boys.
    A paralyzed donkey walking by,
    Kicked the copper in the eye,
    Sent him through a rubber wall,
    Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
    If you don't believe this lie is true,
    Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!

    i see said the blind man to the deaf dog
    free admission, pay at the door
    pull up a seat and sit on the floor
    i'll tell you a story i know nothing about
    in the middle of the morning
    in the middle of the night
    two dead boys got up to fight
    back to back they faced each other
    drew their swords and shot each other
    a deaf policeman heard the noise
    and came and killed the two dead boys
    a paralyzed donkey came their way
    and kicked them over a 10 foot wall
    into a dry ditch and drowned them all
    if you don't believe this story is true,
    ask the blind man, he saw it too!