• People say I am obsessed
    People say I'm crazy
    People say I have a brain
    The size of a piece of algae.

    People tell me to go away
    They might say "lay off!"
    People sometimes might even
    Try to call the cops.

    I don't think I am obsessed
    I don't think I'm crazy
    I sure do have a brain
    And it's much bigger than algea.

    People may tell me to go away
    They may even say "lay off!"
    When I say that they are wrong
    They look at me and scoff.

    Just because I stalked
    My ex-husband, I did
    People say there's something up there
    Happening in my lid.

    So here I am
    Outside Jeff's house
    Waiting for his girl
    So I can tell that little louse
    "HE'S MINE, COWGIRL!"