• Notice Miss Tinker Bell;
    Sitting in the trees.
    ‘Where is Peter?’ Tink asks herself.
    Why, he’s hiding amongst the leaves.
    It’s bath time you see;
    Peter’s least favorite time of the year.
    He hates soap bubbles, hates to scrub,
    And hates to wash his hair.
    Peter likes to be dirty;
    Why can’t Tink just see?
    Peter’s a boy!
    And boys and dirt are surly meant to be!
    Tink doesn’t seem to like it;
    ‘Cause she bathes almost twice a day.
    Peter will never understand;
    It’s gonna go her way.
    ‘He’ll soon get sick.’ Tink thinks to herself.
    And what she thinks is true;
    Because next day, from petting a pig…
    Peter caught swine-flu.