Things that don't exist

• Artist: final scene
• Description: Please don't report this just cuz of the sexual humour. This is just a silly poem that came to me when my friend told me to write a song about unicorns. It is'nt serious like my other poems, but too much seriousness makes a lousy world. So there!
• Date: 07/01/2009
• Tags: things

If unicorns were real
that would be a blast
they'd only have one horn
and rainbows on their a**

And leprakhons too
carrying big pots of gold
those drunk little bastards
started the bar brawls of old

Centaurs are great
they carry big pointy sticks
part horse and part man
and they have huge horsey....never mind

Fairies....
You know what,
Im not even gonna
go there

last but not least
dragons are rad
but all that fire and brimstone
makes their breath smell reall bad

Well there they are
the things that don't exist
but if they do I'd better run
cuz this song just got them pissed!

Comments

[orcpunx]

awesome

[AstralCzarina]

Ha this is funny

[Kishin_Mistress]

lol,thisis funny ^ ^,the end of the sentences are funny,lol

[final scene]

Thank you.

[Dragons Willow]

this is HILARIOUS!!!! def a fave now!!!....i'm gonna go with the light sexual humour, which i usually disapprove of, but for this....it made me laugh!!! i luv the randomness of the "have huge horsey...never mind" and about not even goin there about the faeries....that was brilliant!10/5!!