• my new maths teacher is a bore
    his lessons make me want to snore
    he teaches me as if im thick
    i really want to give him a kick.

    his singing makes me want to hide
    he sounds like a stray cat thats only just died
    if he ever tried to enter the ex-factor
    i'd probably run him over with a tractor.

    the smell of his breath makes me want to be sick
    i need to get out of his room real quick
    if he asks me why im ill, i promise i wont lie
    i'll tell him if he breathes at me again, i'll probably drop down and die.