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"If I have to move up in a building, i would choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time, I was riding up the escalator, and i tripped. I fell down those stairs for an hour and a half."
"I think employee of the month is a good example of when a person is winner and a loser at the same time."
I use this product called 'I Cant Believe It's Not Butter". Because sometimes when I'm eating breakfast, I like to be incredulous. So then someone would say "Hows breakfast?" and I would be like "Unbelievable..."
"I like frisbees, because a frisbee is the only object you can throw at a stranger, and it would be okay.
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- | Submitted on 05/21/2009 |
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- Title: Favorite Quotes
- Artist: kittygoneforever
- Description: Quotes from Demetri Martin.
- Date: 05/21/2009
- Tags: favorite quotes
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- Gerard_Ray_Frank - 05/25/2009
- Hm. The frisbee thing isn't exactly correct. I throw stuff at strangers all the time ^_^ hehe
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- princess kisha - 05/22/2009
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I Like This One..
I like frisbees, because a frisbee is the only object you can throw at a stranger, and it would be okay.
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