Dumb - Numb by Linkin Park

• Artist: grasshoppercookies
• Description: i was bored one day so i wrote a song using Linkin Parks song Numb :)
  
  works best if you try to sing it with the real song in the background.
• Date: 05/05/2009
• Tags: dumb numb linkin park

STOP ASKING ME WHAT IS 2 + 3
YOU KNOW I DONT GET IT
SO WHY NOT FORGET IT
DONT KNOW ALL OF MY A B CS
SO STOP ALL THE QUESTIONS
IM FALLING OUT OF LINE
(CALL THE ASYLUM NOW
JUST CALL THE ASYLUM NOW)
YOU KNOW IM NOT GONNA BE
SOME GREAT GENIUS LIKE EINSTEIN
(CALL THE ASYLUM NOW
JUST CALL THE ASYLUM NOW

IVE BECOME SO DUMB
I CANT TIE MY SHOE
HOW DO YOU SPELL CAT
WHAT IS 2 + 2
HOW DO YOU TELL TIME
I SOUND LIKE IM 10
IS GEORGIA A STATE
WHATS MY NAME AGAIN

CANT YOU SEE THAT YOURE TORTURING ME
WITH ALL OF THIS KNOWLEDGE
MY BRAIN WILL SOON EXPLODE
IM TIRED OF ALL OF YOUR USELESS TEACHINGS
HOW DOES THIS A/EFFECT WHAT I GROW UP TO DO
(MY BRAINS GONNA BLOW
IM A WHILE IT WILL EXPLODE)
I JUST FLUNKED MY MATH TEST
AND IM FAILING ENGLISH CLASS TOO
(MY BRAINS GONNA BLOW
IN A WHILE IT WILL EXPLODE)
HOW MUCH LONGER WILL I HAVE TO PUT THIS THROUGH

IVE BECOME SO DUMB
AND THIS IS MY FATE
I CANT ADD OR READ
I CANT GET A DATE
TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE
TEACH ME HOW TO EAT
TEACH ME HOW TO HATE
TEACH ME HOW TO BREATH

AND I KNOW
I AM FLUNKING SCIENCE TOO
BUT I KNOW
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
WHEN YOU WERE TOO STRESSED OUT IN YOUR SCHOOL

IVE BECOME SO DUMB
I DONT HAVE NO FRIENDS
THIS IS HOW ILL BE
TILL THE VERY END
ILL JUST LIVE MY LIFE
WORK JOBS AT K-MART
I DONT CARE NO MORE
IM TIRED OF BEING SMART

IVE BECOME SO DUMB
IM SURE YOUD AGREE
ILL NEVER GET MY PRESCHOOL DEGREE

IVE BECOME SO DUMB
MY IQ IS 3
IM JUST TOO STUPID TO START TO SEE...

Comments

[grasshoppercookies]

thanks... took me AGES to come up with it

[Dinosaur With A Ukulele]

omg OMG OMG!! that was HILARIOUS!!!!

[grasshoppercookies]

thanks....good to see that someone read it

[Alibis of the Heart]

Lol, this made me laugh. Good job! wink