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ODE TO TURKEY
TURKEY OH TURKEY I MISS U SO
MY TUMMY IS GRUMBLING WHERE DID YOU GO
I LOOKED EVERY WHERE EVEN UNDER MY BED
THE THOUGHT OF YOU GONE TURKEY HURTS MY HEAD
SO I SIT ON MY COUCH WANDERING WHAT TO EAT
I CAN'T BE UNDER THIS PRESSURE AND HEAT
I'VE TRIED CHICKEN I'VE TRIED BEEF I'VE EVEN TRIED JERKY
heart I CAN'T GET OVER MY LOVELY TURKEY heart
- by _POISON_CONTROL_26 |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 04/18/2009 |
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- Title: ODE TO TURKEY
- Artist: _POISON_CONTROL_26
- Description: A VERY FUNNY AND TEARJERKING TURKEY POEM!!!!!!
- Date: 04/18/2009
- Tags: turkey
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Comments (5 Comments)
- sweet black kitty kat - 04/24/2009
- uh,turyey?
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- _POISON_CONTROL_26 - 04/19/2009
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HEY, THX 4 THE COMMENTS
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- rawrxkathrose - 04/19/2009
- Oh my god this is hilarious!
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- QUEEN_ OF_EVRIITHIN - 04/19/2009
- wat da devil? dis is very...interesting... yu musta been real bored n hungry,]... y cant yu just get a life like regular ppl... but funny tho, i like it... in a strange way....
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- _POISON_CONTROL_26 - 04/18/2009
- THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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