• I woke up
    on the wrong side today
    decided to get up in your
    old half assed way
    I saw your name
    on my telephone
    but I switched it off
    so now you're gone!!!

    But hey!
    Why not?
    I can do
    what the hell I want
    why not?
    I can scream and shout
    til I have no air
    why not?
    You shouldn't care

    I saw you
    making out with her
    I walked right past
    I heard you swear
    well I'm not the
    mother f**kin' b***h!
    You can take a hitch!

    But hey!
    Why not?
    You can do
    what the hell you want
    why not?
    You can jump of a freakin bridge!
    don't say it's not fair!
    Why not?
    I don't care!!!

    You think you're smart!
    why not?
    you think you're hot!
    why not?
    you think you're great!
    why not?
    That's what I hate!!!

    But hey!
    why not?
    I'm not yours (why not?)
    I can do anything I want
    Yeah! (why not why not why not?)
    Why not?!