• ~ I'm busy. Your ugly. Have a nice day.
    ~ (this is just cute) Teddies don't hug back but sometimes they're all you got. ^^
    ~ This is Bob (point at ugly guy) Bob likes you. Bob likes to run with sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
    ~ Smart
    Talented
    Unique
    Person
    In
    Demand
    ~Froot loops are gay cherios
    ~Read Twilight (Or I'll provoke the Volturi and blame you) ^.^
    ~You think your life sucks? Well, I am in love with a 100year old non-existant vampire Edward Cullen! ^.^
    ~Its a Twilight thing you wouldn't understand
    ~ I heart JB (Jacob Black)
    ~ Team Edward!
    ~Blonds may have more fun... But Edward prefers Brunetts. BURN!
    ~ I smell a werewolf. Ugh. (Oh, wait. Sorry, 13itch A$$)
    ~ Edward Cullen prefers Brunetts heart And I've never been happier to be a brunette *Random* (Only say to a Team Jasper fan or whoever else)
    ~ You know, Edward is not cool. (Joke but yeah w/e) (Say to Team Edward fan) Piss off sun. Sparkles Ain't manly, you know.
    ~ He's a vampire of course! But the cuddly kind, like a care bear with fangs rofl xd
    ~ You haven't read Twilight?! Go shoot yourself in the foot!
    ~ Your momma's so fat even Edward didn't believe it!
    ~ If you don't shut up I'm seriously gonna eat you.
    ~ Oh yeah! I beat yo' a** (Inset name here)!
    ~ Sorry, no retards zone. Read the sign.
    ~ Guys may like blonds, but they heart Brunettes
    ~ MY foot is better than you.
    ~ Boys are stupid throw rocks at them!
    ~ (Say to a friend or teacher) I love school.
    Exept the learning part, that's gotta go.
    ~ (To an ex-bff or friend your fighting with) Best friends, Its a promise. Not a label.
    ~ Homework is a crime.
    ~ Save the earth! (Its the only place with chocolate)
    ~ The kind of people that get hit by parked cars
    ~ Awww...the sky is crying.
    ~ Homework kills tree's. Save tree's. Don't do homework.