• The only thing in poetry is pain
    Sonnets are from tainted minds that are dumb
    Whoever made them really should be slain
    I scream from sonnets ‘till my throat is numb

    When I read sonnets I want to be shot
    Every time I read them I will screech
    I think Shakespeare was really smoking pot
    If Barack made them they will get impeach

    I wish I could blast them with all my might
    If they were dead sonnets would be no more
    Man I wish I had the power to smite
    I super-hate sonnets down from my core

    Now what if I control all the sonnets?
    Then I would be able to cause much pain
    Each person would have bees in their bonnets
    That is bad because I would be insane

    Well at least I mastered one bad rhyme
    But I don't want to see sonnets next time!