• He laid there on my bed
    glistening in the light.
    I licked my lips and said,
    "Darlin' you're mine tonight."

    I'm glad I found you, my love,
    'Cause I've dealt with many guys
    with all their truths
    and all their lies.
    Some were surprisingly sweet
    And others annoyingly sour.
    Some were exciting and bubbly
    but they were all wrong for me.
    There were the exotic and the tropical
    which were interesting and unusual.

    But no matter how unique or sweet
    no one could ever beat
    my dear, my darling
    so precious and refreshing.
    He's definitely a keeper.
    He's my little old bottle of water.

    Oh, and as far as real guys go,
    I haven't found my reliable agua,
    just yet.