• Lost on the locked ward,
    I'm roaming the corridors
    crawling with lunatics.
    Haunting
    the olive drab hallways,
    they're watching me,
    stalking me,
    rocking and drooling.
    Who'll show me the door?
    I've got to
    get out of here
    now!
    Spotting a nurse,
    I'm suddenly sobbing.
    She smiles, walking towards me
    and holds out her arms,
    speakind so soothingly:
    "You're looking lost.
    Follow me down the hall.
    I'll lead you out.
    It can be scary. I know."
    In only a moment,
    we're standing before
    a locked elevator door.
    "Now where is my key...?"
    she ponders aloud.
    Something is odd.
    Just then, a doctor
    walks up and unlocks the door.
    Quickly, I hurry aboard.
    I turn to thank the nurse.
    She winks at me coyly,
    and suddenly sticks out her tongue.
    Just as the doors close,
    I see that she's drooling,
    and rocking and rocking and rocking.