• Lots of places to go, people to meet
    Cars and UFOs, racing up the street
    Zombies and vampires come along to eat,
    Dining on hackers attempting to cheat

    Wanto to go to Virtual Hollywood?
    If you've never been there, you jolly well should
    Show off your avatar at this popular scene,
    Let the world know you're an awesome teen

    Let's hang out in the town
    Who cares if those snobby people frown?
    It's a free country, we should be allowed to joke around
    Let's bury those stuck-ups underground

    Anyway, what's wrong with being funny?
    I don't want a boring world; I'd rather let myself be eaten by a grunny
    It's not like randomness is a crime
    And it IS a great way to kill time