• Crazy Cara was short and stout
    Crazy Cara wore a pout
    Her mom was a bunny,
    Her dad wasn't funny,
    & her brother was a trout

    One day, Crazy Cara took a walk,
    Into the forest where she could talk
    Both to herself, & to the plants
    No one else liked to hear her rants

    So there she sat before a flower,
    May was coming, so there were April showers
    There she sat, wet & cold
    Shivering & shaking, her story was told

    'I was born in a teacup, November the third,
    My mommy short & fluffy, my daddy a nerd,
    I wanted the teapot inside the house,
    but it was taken by that stupid mouse!'

    'So I lived on a lake, where my big brother belonged,
    We stayed up all night playing Jonas brothers' songs,
    Until one day - the sun got got,
    The water dried up, & all the first were caught'

    'My brother was gone, & I had a fever,
    but I didn't worry - for I am a bever!
    I paddled in the puddles, up no stream,
    & saw something spectacular, or so it seemed,'

    'It was a HUGE rocket ship;
    Red, white, & blue,
    I could tell from sitting there -
    That it was just brand new!'

    'So I hopped inside, & flew to space,
    Where I saw an alien with a funny-looking face!
    I asked the alien 'how do you do?'
    & he replied 'I don't, now shoo!'

    'So I flew back home,
    As soon as I could,
    Eating fried pork dumplings,
    & steaming lamb stew'

    'Soon winter came,
    & it began to snow,
    It was then & there,
    that I came to know'

    'That I was crazy,
    I was insane -
    & for so very long,
    I thought it was a game!'

    'So I came back home,
    to my mom and dad
    Who found out brother was dead
    They were so very sad'

    'We sat and ate
    talked & cried,
    I even had to slip in,
    a little white lie,'

    'That I am not Crazy Cara,
    I'm not short & stout,
    & I never get in trouble,
    Not if I pout.'

    'But eventually I got caught,
    Shaving dogs & eating pancakes
    And was sentenced to an assylum,
    With no way to escape '

    'So I sat there alone,
    In my white, white cell
    Listening to screams of other patients,
    & loud, buzzing bells'

    'I decided one day,
    to leave this place,
    To sneak out during the night,
    as if it were a race,'

    '& so I am here,
    beside a flower,
    the weather is cold,
    & thunder showered'

    'I must go quickly,
    for I can hear them coming,
    they're getting closer & closer,
    Shouting & running,'

    So she stood on her feet,
    & took off in a rush,
    Crazy Cara disappeared,
    & her story was hushed.

    The lesson of this story is...?
    To not deny that you're crazy,
    Because if you do what Cara did,
    You'll be alone, talking to a daisy.