• At history I'm hopeless.
    At spelling I stink.
    In music I'm useless.
    From science I shrink.
    At art I'm atrocious.
    In sports I'm a klutz.
    At reading I'm rotten.
    And math makes me nuts.
    At language I'm lousy.
    Computers? I'm cursed.
    In drama I'm dreadful.
    My writing's the worst.
    There's only one subject
    I'm sure I would pass,
    but they don't teach
    video games in my class.