10 Things About Subway Cars

• Artist: Xunny Bunny
• Description: I just love this poem. And it's supposed to be stupidly random. That's all.
• Date: 07/17/2008
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Subway Seats

1. When all the seats in a row are filled but one, that seat feels lonely and forgotten

2. When all the seats in a car are filled, the seats feel claustrophobic

3. When something is spilled on a seat, the seat wants to wipe it off, but it has no hands, so it gets mad

4. There’s always an invisible seat in the middle of the car that only a mime can see. That seat hates mimes too.

5. When a female sits down on a seat, it giggles. When a male sits on the seat, it yawns.

6. Subway seats only eat dropped change that you thought you put into your pocket

7. But they will never eat silver dollars because they’re hard to swallow.

8. If you fall down after getting up from a seat, it’s because the seat tripped you.

9. If you fall down before, the seat feels bad.

10. When the car is empty, the seats share stories about little fluffy owls

Comments

[[[Hikari-chan]]]

Very amusing. xD Love love love it. <3

5/5.

[On Frail Wings Of Vanity]

I don't really consider it a poem, but I'm not gonna lie- it was really cute and funny!!! I loved it!

[ParkMusic]

i love it. thats is sooo cute. And the randomness of the owls gave it all the charm. Its adorable.!. 5/5

[Leavina]

I like the idea, but it needs a little tweeking.

[1alex141]

Its funney and good 4/5 because owls have nothing to do with subway seats

[Toastbusters]

It's kinda' cute, maybe?
Other than that, it's pretty bare bones. What are you saying here?
You've got the set up to make a personable allegory to something derivative; but you wasted it on owls and yawning.
A very weak use of a theoretically intriguing concept.

[Staring is Eye Rape]

haha 4/5