• 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Subway Seats

    1. When all the seats in a row are filled but one, that seat feels lonely and forgotten

    2. When all the seats in a car are filled, the seats feel claustrophobic

    3. When something is spilled on a seat, the seat wants to wipe it off, but it has no hands, so it gets mad

    4. There’s always an invisible seat in the middle of the car that only a mime can see. That seat hates mimes too.

    5. When a female sits down on a seat, it giggles. When a male sits on the seat, it yawns.

    6. Subway seats only eat dropped change that you thought you put into your pocket

    7. But they will never eat silver dollars because they’re hard to swallow.

    8. If you fall down after getting up from a seat, it’s because the seat tripped you.

    9. If you fall down before, the seat feels bad.

    10. When the car is empty, the seats share stories about little fluffy owls