• A Browned Headed Hungarian woman talking to herself about her past life saying,So about a year and a half ago there was this crazy dickhead named Vixen who wanted to rule the world with Turnips or something really gay like that,But because I'm so awesome me,Elizaveta Hedervary saved the world,It was a weird experience,I ended up getting put in prison for the murder of Belarus,But some Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabe told me that Vixen wanting to plug up the world with Turnips.

    So yeah i escaped i found out that Belarus had been cloned,Prussia always wanted to kill Austria,and i found out my breast size is below average(maybe the padding)but regardless to that i saved the world with the amazingly sexy British guy (England:Whoop-dee ******** Doo) My Honey Bunny Austria (Austria:I love you too, and i know how lame that sounds.) The annoying France (France: Turnips are my favorite food,they put me in a good mood then i get nude.)Moody Netherlands (Netherlands:Titty ******** and that Polish cross-dresser who's like oh my god totally radical!(Poland:yeah,Like Totaly).

    So now that your wondering,What's Hungary been up to,Well for once me and Austria got married and I'm Unemployed,Yeah i know it sucks big hairy dude balls,but i'm looking for a job.
    At the First interview manager ask Hungary that if she had any skills or work experience,She replied back saying plucking turnips,at her next interview was a female employer with a British accent with black hair said do you have any work experience,Hungary said well i fought this giant turnip once it was a Nasty little fight.
    Then at her next job interview the employer asked her if she can explain herself to him,Hungary said a little bit about herself she said,Well I'm a Sexy,Sexy b***h,I like to read Boy Love Novels and I enjoy doing Manly Activities.

    The Male Replied saying to me you look like a slut in a green dress,Hungary sighs saying yeah,that's what I'm Known for.

    To Be Continued