• Me: Hey, Mello!
    *silence*
    Me: Oh... Guess he's not here...
    *pause*
    Me: Hey, Matt!
    *silence*
    Me: Guess he's not here either...
    *slience*
    Me: L! Near! You here?!
    AUTHOR NOTE: Hahaha... That rhymed.
    *silence*
    Me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! *runs out of room* *runs into a pole and is unconscious*

    Me: Ergh... My head hurts...
    Pikachu: *on me* Pika Pika.
    Me: *twitch* AGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT TEH FRAAAAACK?????????!!!!!!!!! *throws pikachu at a tree*
    ???1: Hey! You okay?!
    Me: L?
    ???1: 'L'? My name's Lash Lawtchum!
    Me: I'm EL. (thinking-> wink That guy looks just like L...
    Lash: Have you seen a pikachu anywhere?
    Me: *lies* Er...no.
    ???2: *goes towards me* What a beautiful creature you are.
    Me: *kicks him* Shut yo mouth, Near!
    Lash: 'Near?' That's Far.
    Me: stare (thinking--> wink Seriously? 'Far?'
    I see a girl with blonde hair in pig tails go toward us.
    ???3: Hey guys! You left me!
    Wait...she seems familiar...
    Me: MELLO?!
    ???3: The name's Mellody!
    ???4: *runs towards us* You guys left us again.
    Me: Matt?!
    ???4: My name's Lucas.
    Me: *tackles "Lucas"* NO!!!!!!! YOUR NAME IS MATT MAILMAN JEEVAS! YOU LIKE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND SMOKE!
    Mellody: *throws me off* Get your hands off my boyfriend, you freak!
    Me: Ow...
    Lucas: Creep... My name's Lucas. Video games rot your brain and smoking hurts your lungs.
    Me: *starts hyperventilating*
    Far: Duuuuuuuude. Is she okay?
    Mellody: *slaps me*
    Me: *stops hyperventilating*
    Mellody: All better.
    Lash, Far, Mellody, and Lucas: *get stuck in a giant net* AHHHHHH!!!!!!
    ???5: I am Lisa!
    ???6: And I am Might!
    Lisa: We are team stock pit! We bring you fright!
    Might: We're here to take your pokemon!
    Lash: You'll never take our pokemon!
    Lisa: Oh, look! Your backpacks are unguarded by that tree! What an easy victory!
    Might: Victory song!
    Lisa & Might: "I'm an ugly girl! My face makes you huuuuuurl! Sad I have---."
    Me: *shoots them*
    Lash: Why'd you shoot them?!
    Me: They were anoying.
    Lash: But still!
    Mellody: I thought she did the world a favor.
    Pikachu: *sees me* PIKA PIKA PIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Me: *runs away* *runs into tree*

    Me: *wakes up* M-Mello?!
    *silence*
    Me: I'm back where I am...
    *silence*
    Me: No one's here...
    Pikachu: *is angry* PIKA PIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! twisted evil scream