• tab I heard a ring from my phone. A very...happy kind of ring.
    tab "I wonder if it's Susan..." I cried with delight, "telling me she was just kidding?"
    tab "Oh, I bet it is!" Sarah quickly, and...happily...agreed. I picked up the phone...just ready to burst with joy.
    tab "Hello?" I cheerfully exclaimed. "I'm sure you're about to tell me everything you told me earlier was just a joke, right?"
    tab "Oh, yep, yep, you got me!" She laughed. She, of course, laughed, very, very happily. "I was just joshin' you the whole time!"
    tab "Oh, haha! Good one! Man, you almost got me, you little stinker!"
    tab "Hahaha!"
    tab "Yep! So, I guess there's no problem, then? Not a problem in the world?"
    tab "Nope!"
    tab "All right then! Hurray!" Yes, and then we all lived happily ever after. Eventually, I became a millionare. Sarah became the next president. Susan was the first person to set foot on Mars. And her dad became the most famous doctor in the world, saving millions of lives.

    tab THE END.