• Caitlin was sitting under a tree one day when she saw a little rabbit frollicking in the grass. It was so cute and cuddly--come on, who could resist? She got up and went to go chase it. She chased the rabbit across the yard, through the neighbors yard, across the road, and into the woods. Eventually the chase came to an end when the rabbit skittered into a hole. Caitlin looked at it for a moment. "It looks big enough for me to fit through," she thought for a moment. She thought through the pros and cons of trying to catch the rabbit. Finally she thought, "what the hell..." and shrugged her shoulders and crawled through the hole. She came out the other side, only to fall flat on her face when she tried to get up. She looked up. The rabbit was sitting on a stump, giggling. "What the hell are you laughing at?" Caitlin asked, insulted that the creature was laughing at her. The rabbit shrugged its shoulders. "Nothing really," he answered sarcastically. "Its just sad seeing an 18 year old chasing a rabbit around. Its kind of like looking at an Ethiopian kid, ya know?" Caitlin felt the desire to catch the rabbit grow even more intense. Only, she didn't want to keep it as a pet anymore--she wanted to take it home to her Pa to make rabbit soup for
    supper. Motivated by her grumbling stomach, Caitlin adjusted her glasses, got up on her feet, and snatched the rabbit by its ears. "That's it, you little s**t head. You're coming home with me. I was thinking about being nice, but you're pissing me off," she taunted, "Jesus christ, you're worse than Bugs Bunny. Sucks for you I'm craving rabbit soup, huh?" The rabbit didn't move, let alone even say
    anything. Caitlin sauntered toward the hole when she found some mushrooms growing by a pile of leaves. To her surprise, they were purple. Not that she cared or anything. "Holy s**t," she said to herself, "Mushrooms would be perfect to go in the soup" "Yeah, they would," the rabbit agreed, only with a sarcastic twist in his tone. "shut the hell up," she commanded "You're lucky I didn't bring a pellet gun, or I would have already popped a cap in your fuzzy a**" She bent down and picked a few of them. As she got back up, she popped one in her mouth. "Okay, flea bag, time to go. I'm starving." As she was walking toward the hole, she started to feel a little dizzy. Then her stomach started to cringe. "What's wrong, sweetheart? PMS?" the rabbit teased. Caitlin let that go in one ear and out the other. She saw the grass turning blue... the trees started turning tie die colors... And, for some reason, she felt like she had horns growing out of her head. "Come on, honey, don't keep me guessing," said the rabbit, continuing his annoying rants. "Morning sickness?" Caitlin huffed. "No, dumbass," she said, trying to hide the fact that she's probably high. She continued walking when she felt like she had flies or bats or SOMETHING flying around her. She felt her head getting heavier. She dropped the mushrooms and felt her head, only to feel fuzz. "Here, honey," said the voice on her head, "have a light. Chill out." Caitlin saw a cigarette and a cat's tail waving in front of her face. The cig was already lit, and the cat's tail was holding it. strangely enough, it was striped purple and black. And it stuck the cig in her lip for her."What... the ******** is going on?" She asked, freaked out. "Nothing, take him home and turn him into rabbit soup, like you said you were gonna do," said the cat. The rabbit giggled. "Yeah. You think you feel like s**t now? Wait till dinner. It'll feel like a Grateful Dead concert." Petrified, Caitlin dropped the rabbit, rubbed the imaginary cat off her head, and ran toward the hole as fast as she could. Only, she was still high and tripped over a stick on the ground. As soon as her head hit the floor, she was gone. The rabbit sat on the ground for a moment and listened to her snore in amusement. He pulled a golden watch out of his pocket. Alarmed by what time it was, he skittered through the hole. "Dammit! I'm missing Baywatch!" The rabbit crawled out of the other side of the hole, ran through the shrubs and bushes, and ended up on another lawn, where a blonde girl in a light blue dress began to chase him. "Aww, s**t," groaned the rabbit, "not again..."