- Hoshi-Zit got up, and opened her eyes slowly, “D-Demon? Where are you? I-is this Heaven?” she asked, dizzy. A frog croaked, “Ah, is this my guardian angel?” Hoshi-Zit asked joyfully, clapping her hands in delight. The frog hopped away. “W-wait guardian angel!” she called out, tripping over a rock, “G-guardian angel?” she asked, picking it up and feeling it. “Guardian angel! It IS you!” she cried happily, hugging it tight, she put it down, “Ah…” Hoshi-Zit fell back, hitting the ground, which she thought to be clouds. “OW! The clouds are hard like cement here!” she cried painfully, getting back up. “Bu-wait…” she said dumbfounded, looking around she realized, “Wait a god darn moment! I’m immortal!” she said, embarrassed and angry with herself for being so stupid. Demon-Condom finally woke up, “A-am I dead yet?” she asked, sitting up, “No, far from it!” Hoshi-Zit said disappointed. The turkey was gone and all there was left was his bones, and a huge smiley face with a oven next to him. “Hai guyz!” she called out, “U missed out on da chiken!” “TURKEY!” both Demon-Condom and Hoshi-Zit said angrily. “Wateva!” it said, taking out a tray with the turkey in it, “OMNOMOMNOMNOMNOM!” the smiley face ate the turkey whole. “Ah, gud stuffin!” it said bountifully, patting it’s stomach. Demon-Condom and Hoshi-Zit stared at each other with a ‘WTFH’ expression. “Are you sure that isn’t MY guardian angel, Hoshi-Zit?” Demon-Condom said sarcastically, “Sure.” Hoshi-Zit said, scared. “So, watcha gals gunna du nao?” it asked, “Run.” Demon-Condom said straight-forward, “O tht-r-r-r-r-RUN?” it asked confused, “YEP! SEE YA LATER!” Hoshi-Zit yelled back, running aside Demon-Condom. Where are the girls going this time? Find out in the next chapter.
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- | Submitted on 07/26/2009 |
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- Title: T.A.O.HZ.A.DC
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The Adventures of Hoshi-Zit and Demon-Condom:
!.Not recommended for those wit no humor or any other serious person.! - Date: 07/26/2009
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