• [Ch.1. The Suicide Note]

    "Monday. End of summer. Dear Kami-Sama WHY oh WHY did you created someone to make this hell!? It's ok, but HOMEWORK!? I think I'd start on my suicide note already! Let me see.... Ah!" He thought. HE was Hikaru. A 15 year old boy, midnight black hair with darkblue eyes, 5"7. Who was getting really pissed off of his life and decided to write his suicide note.

    Ok to the people who would care, I am currently writing my suicide note. Why? Cause, Ran-nee -san has been drunk. Stupid woman, your flippin' 17 years old!! And your about to have a darn baby! Seriously, you're gonna make it run away as soon as it gets out of your poisinous stomach!

    Ran-nee-san, she has medium-straight-brown hair. And she is gonna marry a man named um... er...oh yeah that's right!Yuuki! Yuki-nii-sama has very light blue hair and amber eyes. I can kinda see why she wanted to marry him. Despite the fact HE'S the biological(sp?) father. Hikaru was walking down the next street. A car was comming after him then the car turned and crashed. The driver died. Poor him you thought, but Hikaru was thinking that he was lucky.But then he sighed and continued walking because he knew he was gonna die a WAY better than the guy did. Walking, and walking even when he "accidentally" walked into an alley. He also continued writing.

    Mei and Mai are begining to piss me off. To me it's like Mei + Mai = Torture 24/7 even when I die!! Those two, they are pranksters.Mei has light purple hair which is tied up intoa pony tail that is on her right side of her headand blue eyes. She is younger than Mai by 10 minutes. Mai has the same charaistics as Mei but her hair is tied up to the LEFT. They're both 13.But, I have this question stuck into my head, did someone gave them what was thing called on that AD that said "Name" Gives you wings? Damn! I gotta look that up BEFORE I'm dead.

    Then these thugs were surrounding him and tried to rape him.Hikaru was thinking, "Why the HELL are these gay thugs surrounding me for!? I am not even that hot."Then he turned around when the thugs started to pounce on him. Because of that, the gay thugs crashed into the walls and into each other, causing them to die of clumsyness.(is that even a word!?)

    Now, Katashi, you are... well, let me think, horrible. They should make a new book called, Curious Katashi or call you Bakatashi. You man, are one hell of a pervertic idiot. Who has thought you 'it' when your only 3 man!? 15 and already a person who got drunk and ALMOST raped someone. Poor guy. Maybe you got that from Ran-nee-san....

    Hikaru kept on walking and writing at the same time. And then this dude that was half naked was like, "MA DRUGZ!!!11one" To him while he pounced on him. "I need that Ideya foo!I need it!" Then Hikaru punched him and said to him,"Get the flip out of the world!" He sighed and kept on writing. And that made him think : Was he on Attack of The Evil TV? [The funniest thing you would ever watch as and animation besides Hare+Guu]

    Now, Sachi, your a good friend but, why oh WHY do you have to torture ME!? What?! Cause I have freakin problems with my damn life!? Your like Mio and Rio combined! I will REALLY commit suicide if you were the only one with me on the world or traveling.

    When Hikaru reached school, there were 2 women who were strippers that were surrounding him trying to get him to get them to the nearest hotel and you know the rest. Hikaru stopped writing for a bit and told them, "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!AND BUY A LIFE AT AMAZON.COM!!" They were so stupid and asked life like a soul or life the game. Hikaru groaned and told them sarcasticly, the game. Then they left. "Soo.... stupid" He thought.

    Yuuki-nii-sama and Sachi(not really) please follow me to heavan when you die! Please!

    Then he finally reached his class and his classmates were hovering over him to see what he was writing. 45% thought he was writing emo poetry. 50% thought he was writing his confession of love to Sachi. 3% thought he was drawing. 2% didn't think AT ALL. And the last percent (which was .11111%) were right! He was writing his suicide note! And for a prize you get...NOTHING! Yay! Anyways...when they were hovering over him, Hikaru just shoved them all outta the window in his mind. So tempted. BUT since he would get expelled, he just told on them to the teacher and began to relize something and added it to his Suicide note.

    This thing is begging to suck because it's getting loooong. So I'll add my will later which is part two of the suicide note.

    After that, Sachi, came bursting outta the door screaming, "Goood morning~!" Sachi was 5"4 and she had brown hair with purple eyes and her hair was tied into a bun on the left and right side and she had white skin. The yelling and bursting made Hikaru drop his Suicide not into the schools pond and was like, "Nooo! My suicide note!" He cried. "And why the HECK to we have a pond in the darn school anyways when he have a park!?" Everyone shrugged. They even felt that Kami-sama shrugged too. Weird. Right?

    [End of Ch1.]