• You may have heard of St George and The Dragon, but what you have heard is a lie. You see St George wasn’t a good guy (He wasn’t even a St) and the dragon he wasn’t bad. It was the other way round! Well enough of me on to the story: Once upon a time. No uurrmm... Let’s start again: Once upon a dark and stormy night George was in his house plotting to capture the princess. The king and Queen were friends with George. Well he’d finished his plan and was going to carry it out. He got into bed he needed some sleep. He had a busy day ahead. He woke in the morning, smile spread across his face. Got ready to carry out his plan; Got washed got dressed and had some special K for breakfast-or whatever it is they had back then-and crept out the house as silent as a mouse called Jeffery.