• zOMG 3000
    Ep. 8: The Second Round


    Team zOMG of 3000 came walking up to the arena, immediately being frightened by the amount of noise coming from the crowd.
    “And Team Deathwish wins without breaking a sweat!” Gray announces. “Can anyone stand against a team of such extraordinary strength?!? Only time will tell! Next up...”
    Gray gets cut off by a person who seemed like an administrator of the tourney.
    “Well, it looks like Team Night Star will not be here for the tourney...” the old man says, relieved. “Fortunately for me, because I accidently allowed too many teams in! I guess that means I’ll just let Team Deathwish on to the finals...”
    “That’s not fair!” Prince Kazuhiko yells out. “Why should they get the special treatment?!?”
    “Because there is a very weird set of teams here and I can’t get enough through, so just deal with it, punk.” Gray makes his comeback. “As I was saying, next up: Team Jacks-In-The-Box vs. Team zOMG of 3000! Both teams send up your first fighters!”
    While Team Jacks-In-The-Box was discussing who should go first, Team zOMG of 3000 just fought for the position. “I should be the first one to fight!” 101KiriUchiha commands.
    “No, I should!” theparkman123 retorts.
    “Hey, Kazuhiko! Your the team’s leader, you settle this!” 101KiriUchiha grabs him by the arm.
    “Wha...” Prince Kazuhiko wasn’t even listening; he had been paying too much attention to Team Deathwish. “Uh, um... 101KiriUchiha gets to go first, since she joined me first.”
    “Not fair, dude!” theparkman123 started screaming at Prince Kazuhiko.
    “Deal with it.” 101KiriUchiha smacks theparkman123 on the side of the head, knocking him down and then walks right over him to get onto the arena, with theparkman123 complaining the entire time, of course.
    “You should just get used to it; it’s gonna be like this for the entire time your with me.” Prince Kazuhiko knelt down next to theparkman123 and helps him up.
    “Now it’s time to start the next fight! Team zOMG of 3000’s 101KiriUchiha vs. Team Jacks-In-The-Box’s FatJack369! Ready... fight!” Gray announces.
    101KiriUchiha drops down into a battle ready position, but FatJack369, who appears to be true to his name, just stands there, looking lustfully at 101KiriUchiha. “Um, excuse me, but what are you looking at?”
    “Your avatar is cute.” FatJack369 says in an ugly voice.
    “WHAT?!?!” 101KiriUchiha flushes red, and starts to get pissed. “Now you’re dead! Magma-Stepper!” 101KiriUchiha runs at supersonic speed and strikes FatJack369, but he doesn’t budge one bit. “What happened?!”
    “I used the Turtle Ring.” FatJack369 says happily. “Now I’ve got you! Budge!” FatJack369 sends 101KiriUchiha sprawling to the ground.
    “Why you fat bag of lard!” 101KiriUchiha screams at FatJack369. “You’ve made your death wish. Flash-Stepper!” 101KiriUchiha zips up above FatJack369. “Shuriken!” She chucks multiple throwing stars at FatJack369 and not one of them miss. “Gotcha!”
    “She’s kind of dumb,” a member of Team Jacks-In-The-Box remarks.
    “What makes you say that?” Prince Kazuhiko yells at the man.
    “Look.” The guy points at 101KiriUchiha, who starts falling.
    “Ah, crap.” 101KiriUchiha says disappointedly, noticing gravity taking effect.
    “Hack!” FatJack369 says scarily. 101KiriUchiha desperately thinks.
    “Oh, yeah! Flash-Stepper!” 101KiriUchiha barely escapes the wrath of the blade, but still takes some damage. “Darn it!” 101KiriUchiha kneels down, panting.
    There has to be some way I can take down this fatty!
    “Sorry, girly, but you’re still going to lose, hee hee hee.” FatJack369 walks slowly toward 101KiriUchiha.
    A sudden realization comes to 101KiriUchiha. “Hey, big boy, why don’t you come over here and get a kiss?” 101KiriUchiha flirts charmingly.
    “Really?!?” FatJack369 grins joyously and runs over.
    “Close your eyes and pucker up...” 101KiriUchiha says in a sexy tone.
    “Alright!” FatJack369 closes his eyes and starts puckering up.
    Gray involuntarily starts thinking perverted thoughts.
    “You retard!” the person from Team Jacks-In-The-Box yells.
    “Wait...” FatJack369 opens up his eyes, only to see 101KiriUchiha angrily holding her sword straight back from FatJack369’s head; and then she thrusts.
    “Wow...” theparkman123 says, admiring her, yet being freaked out at the same time.
    “I didn’t even know you were allowed to do that...” Prince Kazuhiko says, scared out of his mind.
    Having just earlier thinking perverted thoughts about her, Gray’s eyes shrink and he pisses his pants.
    “You forgot my secret weapon, stupid.” 101KiriUchiha says, panting heavily.
    Gray looks at FatJack369. “Is he dead?” he asks the crowd.
    “I wouldn’t mind being in hell after experiencing something like that.” The guy from Team Jacks-In-The-Box remarks. “By the way, my name is J0K3Rcard. Maybe you’ve heard of me?”
    “Can’t say I have. Parkman, you’re next.” Prince Kazuhiko commands.
    “Since when have I been Parkman?” theparkman123 asks.
    “Since I said so. Now go up onto the arena.”
    101KiriUchiha jumps down off the arena. “How was I?”
    “Very... impressive.” Prince Kazuhiko admitted. “But if you do something like that ever again, I might have to cut out my eyes.” He shivers.
    “Whatever. At least I won, so now I’m expecting you two to win also.” 101KiriUchiha looks at them with a serious look in her eyes.
    “I’m definitely gonna win!” theparkman123 cockily walks onto the stage.
    “Next to fight are theparkman123 and felineFR3AK! Ready... go!” Gray shouts, and felineFR3AK is the first to charge.
    “Cat’s Claw!” felineFR3AK reaches her arm behind her back, and her hand transforms into a claw. “Dervish!” felineFR3AK surprises everyone with that word, Suddenly, she becomes a tornado of death.
    “What on earth?!?” theparkman123 says, too shocked to move.
    “Parkman, MOVE!!!” Prince Kazuhiko screams out at theparkman123. But is was too late. theparkman123 was caught in the tornado and got major damage. “Damn it!” Prince Kazuhiko bangs his hand on the stone stage.
    “D-don’t worry about me, Kazuhiko...” theparkman123 confirms weakly. “I’m not going to lose.” Theparkman123 stands up wearily. “You’re goin’ down, cat. Animation Domination!” theparkman123 summons a KangaRunner and jumps on it. “Let’s get it, boy!”
    The KangaRunner runs straight at felineFR3AK, full speed. “Stupid kid.” felineFR3AK insults. “Cat’s Claw!” She runs straight at the KangaRunner and tears through it with her claw. “Hehe... what?!?” felineFR3AK notices that theparkman123 wasn’t on it.
    “Up here!” theparkman123 yells down to her from up in the air. “Now for my own combo! Fire Rain, Shuriken!” theparkman123 throws several flaming ninja stars at felineFR3AK, and many of them hit.
    “Crap!” felineFR3AK rolls out of the fiery mess. “I can’t believe I let that happen!”
    She was about to get up, she felt the presence of someone right next to her. “Animation Domination, Rage full.” theparkman123 summons three Lawn Gnomes. “Shuriken!”
    Everyone looked away as felineFR3AK screamed, being beat down. “That’s pretty gruesome,” Prince Kazuhiko says, nodding with his eyes closed. “But not ever NEAR yours, Kiri.” Kazuhiko shivered again.
    “Winner, theparkman123!” Gray jumps up and announces. “That means that Team zOMG of 3000 wi...”
    Gray gets interrupted again. “I still want to fight, you know.” J0K3Rcard says, looking Gray right in the eye.
    “Too ba...”
    Yet again, he’s interrupted. “I agree. J0K3Rcard seems like a worthy adversary.” Prince Kazuhiko agrees.
    “Well, I suppose so... right! Go!” Gray didn’t even bother with an introduction.
    The two opponents jumped at each other. “V-Blade!” Prince Kazuhiko yells out.
    “Mantis!” J0K3Rcard shouts in return. The two clash and jump back, preparing for the next move. “Card Trick!” J0K3Rcard throws cards at Prince Kazuhiko.
    Prince Kazuhiko dodges with ease and fights back. “Hunter’s Bow!” He shoots multiple arrows at J0K3Rcard, but none of them hit the target.
    Prince Kazuhiko and J0K3Rcard continuously fight straight-on, at the top of their abilities. “Wow, those two are the perfect match!” 101KiriUchiha exclaims, surprised. “They match blow with blow and dodge with dodge! I wonder who’ll win.”
    Finally, both Prince Kazuhiko and J0K3Rcard started wearing out. “Hey, man,” J0K3Rcard pants. “How about, this time, we give it our most powerful attacks. Agree?”
    “Yeah...” Prince Kazuhiko breathes out, kneeling on the ground.
    Both the contestants ready themselves. “Okay... Slash! Rage full!” J0K3Rcard prepares his blade, bursting with energy.
    “Mantis!” Prince Kazuhiko also prepares his sword.
    “Your mistake, dude.” J0K3Rcard laughs, then disappears.
    Prince Kazuhiko quickly lifts his sword in a defensive position, readying for a big boom. Almost instantaneously, while everyone in the crowd only hears air whistling, Prince Kazuhiko gets tons of cuts on his body; he mutters under his breath, “V-Bow, Rage full...” and a bow forms in his hand.
    J0K3Rcard appears in front of Prince Kazuhiko. “I told you that you made a mistake.”
    Prince Kazuhiko raises his head up to J0K3Rcard, and says a single word. “Die.” Prince Kazuhiko lifts his bow up to his opponents head, and lets the string go.

    The entire arena explodes, knocking everyone to their feet. Everyone sits in shock, waiting for the dust to blow away. Then something emerges from the dust cloud. Prince Kazuhiko walks away from the arena. The dust clears away. Everyone just sits there, mouths open and in awe. Some even look away.
    In front of everyone, the spectacle known as J0K3Rcard; his body looks as if he were just slashed a thousand times by a sword, and even the stone wall behind him was hardly able to keep up, due to how deep J0K3Rcard was smashed into it.
    Prince Kazuhiko was walking away, but that was only for a moment. He collapsed. “Kazuhiko!!!” 101KiriUchiha yelled, and both she and theparkman123 ran over to him, meanwhile, everyone looked over at J0K3Rcard, or at least, what was left of him.
    “T-the win-winner is P-Prince Kazuhiko...” Gray says, too scared to even move. And that was it for the second round.