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Scene 1:
Initiation
Voice: So you wish to be a new member for the Organization.
Alex: Yes.
Voice: ‘Kay. First off. What’s your name?
Alex: Alex Shade.
Voice: I can tell you’re a girl…
Alex: If you couldn’t, you’d be a loser.
((Alex laughs))
Voice: Next question. What is your weapon you use?
Alex: Two kick
Voice: Remember; this is a children’s show.
Alex: Fine. Two totally awesome pipes used for beating my enemies senseless.
Voice: Third. Is there any particular reason you wish to join?
Alex: I pone all awesome skills and the Organization is so cool, it gives me the chills just thinking about it.
Voice: You have mental problems, don’t you?
Alex: It takes a mentally insane person to know a mentally insane person.
((Alex laughs))
Voice: Okay. Final question. What are your skills?
Alex: I can steal anyone’s weapons. Woo-Hoo!
Voice: Okay, just don’t get yourself in trouble by stealing the weapons of Organization XIII. Interview’s over. I’ll get back to you tomorrow morning. Meet me here 8:35.
Alex: Thank you very much.
((Alex tries to hug the voice but Alex is pushed away))
Alex: Someone’s a grouch today.
End Scene
Scene 2:
Diary
((Alex is writing in her diary))
Alex: Why do we say ‘Dear Diary’? It’s not like we’re writing to it. It sounds so dumb. We’re writing to ourselves.
Voice: Then write ‘Dear me, myself, and I’. That makes more sense.
Alex: For someone who has no common knowledge, you’re pretty smart.
Voice: I’ll ignore that first part.
Alex: I was only telling the truth.
Voice: Next time, leave out the part that makes me mad.
Alex: ‘Kay. Now back to my diary…What was I going to write about………Hey voice!?
((The voice doesn’t respond))
Alex: Meanie Panda! Now let’s see, ‘Dear me, myself, and I: I forgot what I was originally going to write. So don’t hold it against me because I’m being random.’
Diary: You’re always random. It tears my binding apart. Think of something better to write about. Your randomness is so annoying, I wish I was a lion’s diary.
Alex: That’s not nice.
Diary: Who cares. You’re random.
Alex: Diaries shouldn’t talk back.
Diary: And you shouldn’t be writing random nonsense in me.
((Alex gets up and throws the diary))
Diary: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Alex: And good writhen.
((Alex sits back down))
Alex: I guess we do write to diaries…scary.
End Scene
Scene 3:
Music
((Midnight))
((Alex is dancing and singing to some music))
Alex: ((singing)) I believe in miracles!
Voice: You scare me sometimes.
Alex: You don’t need to be mean about it.
Voice: I’m not mean. I’m truthful.
Alex: Hmp! Truthful? Why do I doubt that beyond many doubts?
Voice: You doubt me? Ha! I know scary when I see scary.
Alex: Then look at the camera. Let the audience see scary.
Voice: No way. I can’t.
Alex: Why not?
Voice: Well, I’m the cameraperson and the props person. Without me, who’s going to throw the props at you?
Alex: At me!? Don’t you mean to me!?
Voice: No. If I throw them to you, you won’t be scared crazy. Then the show won’t be awesome.
Alex: You’re so mean.
Voice: Since when was I known for my niceness?
((Alex begins to go into thought.))
Alex: There was that one…nope, I got nothing.
Voice: Besides the point that that sounds so mean, you’re so correct.
Alex: See? The truth doesn’t always hurt.
Voice: Ignorance is bliss; knowledge is misery.
Alex: That didn’t make any sense at all.
Voice: It wasn’t supposed to.
((Alex shifts to the side))
Alex: Why am I not surprised? Sighs I mean, you’re like a manga book. Obvious of what’s going to happen in the next volume.
Voice: Normally that’s what I’d say. You stole my line!
Alex: So?
Voice: Well let’s end the scene.
Alex: ‘Kay.
End Scene
Scene 4:
Drevlin
Drevlin: Where am I? This is odd. Am I the only one here?
Voice: Nope.
((Drevlin turns around with fear))
Drevlin: Who are you?
Voice: I’m the voice that follows people around.
Drevlin: Do you have a name?
Voice: People just refer to me as the voice that handles the camera and the props.
Drevlin: I guess that makes sense.
Voice: See? Everything makes sense sooner or later.
Drevlin: Except you.
Voice: Is it ‘be mean to the camera/props person week’?
Drevlin: Must be. Since I’m like the second person to make fun of you.
Voice: No, everyone at Wal-Mart were making fun of me.
Drevlin: Then you must have been the idiot wearing wearing the witch out fit. And let me tell you, when you wear a witch outfit in July, you’re bound to be made fun of.
Voice: Some advice. Scoffs I thought people are supposed to be nice to the camera/props people.
Drevlin: Only if they were the director.
Voice: I am the Director.
Drevlin: You’ve got to be kidding me! Oh well, you’re fun to make fun of.
Voice: And you’re mean.
Drevlin: How did I know you were going to say that.
Voice: Because you looked at my script.
Drevlin: Curse that snitching scull in the corner of the room.
Voice: Ha ha! I pone all awesomeness.
Drevlin: Yeah, yeah, keep gloating.
End Scene
Scene 5:
New Member
Alex: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be late.
((Alex bows to apologize))
Voice: Half an hour late. Well, it won’t change the results.
((Alex is so worried, she walks back and forth))
Alex: Oh no! I failed! Don’t try to make me happy. I know I failed.
Voice: Uh Alex?
Alex: ((stops pacing and puts face in hands)) It’s okay, you don’t need to cheer me up.
Voice: But Alex…
Alex: ((looks like she’s about to cry)) I know, they didn’t accept me.
Voice: They did, you loser.
Alex: ((looks astonished)) They did?
Voice: Yep.
((Alex falls to her knees.))
Alex: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Voice: Glad to see you’re so happy.
Alex: Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! I’ve never been so happy!
Voice: ((sarcastically)) I never would have noticed.
Alex: ((jumps up)) Yay!
((Alex runs off screen yelling ‘yes’ over and over))
End Scene
Scene 6:
Horrid
Alex: The Organization is soooooo cheap. They gave me this lame-o cloak. I mean, it doesn’t even look like the other organization cloaks. It looks like a dementor outfit gone wrong.
Drevlin: Do you always complain?
Alex: You would to if you had to wear a terrible outfit. I feel like an outcast. An outcast, you hear me, AN OUTCAST!
((Alex sat down with her head in her hands))
Drevlin: What if you sue them.
Alex: They’ll fire me.
Drevlin: You don’t need to hang out with losers like them.
Alex: But they’re so cool. I want to be cool.
Voice: You’ll never be cool.
Drevlin: Where have you been?
Alex: F.Y.I., she never leaves.
Drevlin: I was just trying to make it sound as if she weren’t always around.
Alex: Well it didn’t work.
((Alex and Drevlin were arguing))
Drevlin: That’s because you ruined it.
Voice: Uh guys?
Alex: I ruined it? You should’ve warned me first.
Voice: Guys?
Drevlin: I thought you had common knowledge.
Voice: I need to tell you something.
Alex: I do. But I don’t understand guys.
Voice: C’mon guys.
Drevlin: Do you have something against guys?
Voice: Will you listen?
Alex: No just you.
Voice: Please?
Drevlin: What’s that supposed to mean.
Voice: Hey guys?
Alex: Take a wild guess.
Drevlin: Why I ought to…
((Drevlin got caught off))
Voice: Will you two listen to me!
Alex/Drevlin: ((with fear)) Y-yes ma’am.
((The two backed up a couple steps))
Voice: Good. Now what I was trying to say was that I did leave. It’s Sunday. So as my tradition, I grab a cup of coffee from the kitchen. You two should know that I have a cup every Sunday.
Drevlin: Oh. I didn’t even notice you were gone.
Alex: Ya, me neither.
Voice: Before you two ruin anything else, I’ll just end the scene.
End Scene
Scene 7:
The Greatest Invention
((Drevlin walks to the dimension transporter))
Drevlin: Did you really make this?
Voice: Yep. Made I all by myself. Go ahead, give it a try.
Drevlin: All right!
Alex: You really trust this demented person behind the camera to build something that won’t kill you?
Drevlin: Nice vocab. Heh heh, ‘demented’. Heh heh.
Alex: You’re bound to be blown up.
Drevlin: And that’s a chance I’m daring to take. CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
((Drevlin runs off screen))
Alex: Fine then. ((No motivation)) charge.
((the camera follows Alex as she walks into the dimension transporter.))
((Alex walks out in a different out fit.))
Drevlin: Pretty sweet place, huh?
Alex: Ya, I guess. Hey, where’s our little voice that never shuts up? She did follow us, right?
Drevlin: I don’t know. I guess we can tell her about this later.
((Drevlin walks around.))
Drevlin: I feel like I’ve been here before.
Alex: You dope, that’s because we never left the set.
Drevlin: Really? Then where’s our voicey little friend?
Alex: Cross off ‘little’ and I have no clue. She’s bound to show up.
Voice: Back.
Alex: Where were you?
Voice: I was visiting the Countress.
Drevlin: Don’t you mean ‘the Count’?
Voice: No. The one I met was a countress.
Alex: You make the oddest friends.
Voice: Ya, you.
((the voice laughs.))
Alex: You are completely cruel.
Voice: I know.
End Scene
Scene 8:
The Great Battle
Voice: We join our friends on their epic journey through different dimensions. Alex and Drevlin seem to be arguing.
Alex: We should take the left road. It will get us to the next town sooner.
Drevlin: Hah! If we take the right, we’re bound to avoid trainers way out of our league.
Alex: Fine, we’ll settle this with a Pokemon battle.
Drevlin: Fine by me.
((the two pull out pokeballs))
Drevlin: Charizard, I choose you!
((Charizard looks dead lying on the ground))
Drevlin: Charizard, you weren’t supposed to die.
((Drevlin falls to his knees))
Alex: Tsk, Tsk. Just goes to show that you have no skills in training Pokemon. This will be easy. Pikachu, take care of this chibified Charizard!
((Pikachu looks dead as well))
Alex: Wha-? That’s not supposed to happen.
Drevlin: Hah! You deserve it.
Alex: You’re mean!
Voice: The two seem immensely pathetic at their tremendous letdowns.
Alex: sigh What should we do Voice?
Voice: You’re asking me? Thank you. I’d choose in between the paths.
Alex: Why between? That’s lame.
Drevlin: Alex is right.
Voice: Well, since you two couldn’t choose, I chose between.
Alex: But it’s not good to go off the trail.
Drevlin: Yeah, we’ll fail since our Pokemon are dead.
Voice: sighs I’ll just end the scene.
End Scene
Scene 9:
Ninja Days
Alex: Being a ninja sucks. I don’t have stupid scroll to learn jutsus.
Ninja: Hm? Who are you?
Alex: Eh?
Ninja: You’re a sound ninja!
Alex: Huh?
((the ninja attacks))
Alex: Rude much!
((Alex hits the ninja in the head))
((the ninja falls))
Alex: Yeash. You’re really weak.
Ninja: Who are you?
Alex: My name is Alex Shade.
Ninja: Alex? Hm. I’ve never seen you around here. You didn’t seem to
know what I was talking about when I called you a sound ninja.
Hm? You’re not from around here, are you?
Alex: Nope.
Ninja: Where are you from?
Alex: I’ve mainly…uh…
((Alex turns away))
Alex: What do I say? I can’t tell him that I’m not from this world.
Ninja: Um…I can hear you.
Alex: Eh?
((Alex runs away))
End Scene
...To be continued as soon as I type more to it...

- Title: Fan Fic Script
- Artist: Chibi-Pix
- Description: A random script that I've been working on. It's about a couple of characters (mainly a Nobody named Alex) going through a random life. Majority of characters are original from mine and Axel_FanGirl_8's minds. Read on to meet the life of Alex Shade (supposed to be played by Axel_FanGirl_8), Drevlin (supposed to be played by a friend from school), and Voice (always played by me in my movies I make).
- Date: 02/14/2009
- Tags: script
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Comments (3 Comments)
- Wish_Upon_A_Star_666 - 06/16/2009
- That pretty good. I like it. Random, funny. Five stars.
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- ZippedBanette - 05/24/2009
- Oh, great God, this thing never gets odd. You do know that the two of us will never learn this in time, right? Also, I'ma gonna steal your 'I am Legend' movie next time I see you! Bwahahahaha! anyway, five stars, and make more!
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- Farewell2Fiction - 03/02/2009
- Good stuff. It somehow reminded me of something though...I just can't think of what it is.
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