• zOMG 3000
    Episode 7: The First Round


    “Wait!!!” Black_Hart_Scorn yelled out and came sliding on his belly into the finish area. “Finally…”
    “Hm?” Gray looks back at him. “Were is the rest of your team?”
    “Oh,” Black_Hart_Scorn explains as he gets up and dusts himself off. “They’ll be here soon.”
    “Time’s up!” Gray says, surprising Black_Hart_Scorn. “Your team’s not here, so the next group to get here will be taking your place!” Just after Gray made that statement a team of what looked like athletes came into the finish area. “Right on time!”
    The team looked confused. “For what? Didn’t other teams win?”
    “You advance to the fighting tourney, which will be tomorrow.” Gray answers.
    “Alright!!” They all celebrate.
    Prince Kazuhiko’s team was leaving just before Gray yelled after them, “Wait! You need to stay to see the winning teams!”
    “You told us we could leave!” Prince Kazuhiko looks back and responds.
    “Too bad.” Gray responds back.

    “Everyone, listen!” Gray shouted out at the crowd. “The following will be advancing to the fighting tourney: Team Deathwish, Team Athleticism, Team X,” 101KiriUchiha and theparkman123 kept looking at Prince Kazuhiko to see him nod or shakes his head to the name to find out the name of their team. Prince Kazuhiko kept shaking his head. “Team Ninja Angels, Team Night Star,” Prince Kazuhiko kept shaking his head still. “Team Jacks-In-The-Box,” Prince Kazuhiko shook his head for that one too. “And Team zOMG of 3000!!!” He smiled, then finally nodded. Both 101KiriUchiha and theparkman123 looked at him wide-eyed and open-mouthed.
    “Are you serious!?!” 101KiriUchiha screamed at Prince Kazuhiko. “The Uchiha Shinobi would be way better!”
    “So would be…” theparkman123 tried to say the name he wanted, but 101KiriUchiha smacked upright the head.
    “That would be worse!” 101KiriUchiha yelled. Meanwhile, everyone in the crowd stared at them, including Gray.
    “Ah-hem!” Gray cleared his throat. “The starting teams tomorrow will be ‘Team Athleticism’ and ‘Team zOMG of 3000’! The time that the first fight will be held will be 4:00 P.M. Gaia Time and don’t forget it!” After the final statement, everyone started leaving, except Team zOMG of 3000.
    “Why’d you pick that name?” 101KiriUchiha smacked Prince Kazuhiko in the head. “Answer me!”
    “Shut up!!!!” Prince Kazuhiko screeched at her angrily. “Will you just stop it?!? I’m team leader, and if you don’t like it, challenge me!”
    “Fine…” 101KiriUchiha stubbornly says.

    It was 4:00 P.M. Gaia Time and the first round was about to start. “Is everyone ready for the start of the ‘Tournament of Barton Town Newbies’?” Gray yelled out, expecting everyone to be enthusiastic, but were more pissed then enthusiastic, due to the newbie remark. “Okay. For the first fight, we will be having AthleteManJay for Team Athleticism, and Prince Kazuhiko for Team zOMG of 3000, a suitable match-up! Fight start!” Gray jumped out of the way as the two ran at each other.
    “V-Blade!” Prince Kazuhiko yelled out and sliced, but missed.
    “Baseball!” AthleteManJay yelled back and hit a baseball at Prince Kazuhiko. Prince Kazuhiko tried to jump out of the way, but he wasn’t quick enough and got pelted.
    “Darn it!” Prince Kazuhiko says to himself. “Hunter’s Bow!” Prince Kazuhiko shot arrows at AthleteManJay, but AthleteManJay jumped them. “V-Bow!” Prince Kazuhiko shot another arrow at AthleteManJay, but hit him this time. “Strike!”
    “Don’t get too cocky!” AthleteManJay angrily replies. “Energy Drink!” AthleteManJay drank something and his health was restored. “Stiff Arm!” He ran at Prince Kazuhiko with his arm out, but Prince Kazuhiko nimbly dodged.
    “V-Mantis!” Prince Kazuhiko jumps toward AthleteManJay, but AthleteManJay ducked his swing and struck him with his Stiff Arm. “Ugh!!” Prince Kazuhiko was blasted back quite a way.
    “Are you a noob or something? You sure suck!” AthleteManJay taunted.
    “Are you ready to lose?” Prince Kazuhiko says while he stands up. He starts running at AthleteManJay.
    “You can’t beat me!” AthleteManJay got cocky. “Stiff Arm!” He ran at Prince Kazuhiko, but Prince Kazuhiko disappeared as if an illusion again.
    “What?!” 101KiriUchiha rubs her eyes. “How’d he do that?!?”
    “You can’t beat me now. I have to win.” Prince Kazuhiko says from behind AthleteManJay.
    “You’re gonna die! Frisbee Throw!” AthleteManJay used yet another ring, throwing a frisbee at Prince Kazuhiko, but Prince Kazuhiko disappeared.
    “You expect that to beat me?” Prince Kazuhiko says coming down on AthleteManJay.
    “Stiff Arm!” AthleteManJay stiff armed Prince Kazuhiko, but he disappeared again.
    “V-Bow, Rage full!” Prince Kazuhiko shot a V-Bow arrow from behind AthleteManJay and the arrow hit. There was a big explosion, and AthleteManJay lost. “You can’t win against me… I have to prove myself against someone.” Prince Kazuhiko says in a cool manner and walks away.
    “Team zOMG of 3000 wins the first fight!” Gray exclaimed. “Next up, 101KiriUchiha versus BattlebrawlerX!” 101KiriUchiha and BattlebrawlerX, a large, grody man stepped up. “Fight!!”
    “Flash-Stepper!” 101KiriUchiha made the first move. She zipped past BattlebrawlerX, but she didn’t hurt him. “What happened?!”
    “I used my Turtle Ring, hehehe!” BattlebrawlerX says in a dull tone. “My turn! Guns, Guns, Guns!” BattlebrawlerX pulls out two guns and starts shooting at 101KiriUchiha. She got hit a few times, but was still standing.
    “Darn! Magma-Stepper!” 101KiriUchiha zips at BattlebrawlerX and nails him.
    “Oof!” BattlebrawlerX was hit back. “Now you’re gonna get it! Boulder Throw!” BattlebrawlerX picks up a huge boulder and chucks it at 101KiriUchiha, but she jumps out of the way.
    “Shuriken!” 101KiriUchiha throws shuriken at BattlebrawlerX.
    “Turtle!” BattlebrawlX’s Turtle Ring blocks them.
    “Perfect! Flash-Stepper!” 101KiriUchiha runs behind BattlebrawlerX using Flash-Stepper. “Dervish!” 101KiriUchiha spins rapidly, knocking BattlebrawlerX back. “Magma-Stepper!” 101KiriUchiha knocks BattlebrawlerX to the ground and wins.
    “101KiriUchiha is the winner!” Gray announces.
    “He was either the weak one of the team or this team sucks.” 101KiriUchiha says to theparkman123 while she walks beside him.
    “Next up is theparkman123 and SpeedRunner! Gay name by the way…” Gray says the gay remark quietly. “Fight!”
    “Animation Domination!” theparkman123 yells and summons a Kangarunner. “Let’s see if you’re faster than this guy!” The KangaRunner started running, but something knocked it back.
    “I know I am.” SpeedRunner answers.
    “What was that?!” theparkman123 says in distress.
    “Your friend isn’t the only one with Flash-Stepper. Fleet Feet and Bump!” SpeedRunner runs toward theparkman123 fast and bumps him.
    “Meanie!” theparkman123 got his balance back and taunts. “Solar Rays!” theparkman123 focuses a ray of sunlight at SpeedRunner and burns him. “Go get him, KangaRunner!”
    “Fitness! Heavy Water Balloon!” SpeedRunner throws a water balloon at the KangaRunner, but it dodges and nails him.
    “Solar Rays!” theparkman123 focuses solar rays on SpeedRunner again, and KangaRunner wanted to join in on the fun. SpeedRunner lost horribly. “Sucker!” theparkman123 sticks his tongue out at him.

    Prince Kazuhiko was sitting in the middle of Village Greens when 101KiriUchiha came to join him. “You said you had to prove yourself against someone?” 101KiriUchiha asks as she plops down. “Was it me?” She asks in a hopeful tone.
    “No. Why does it concern you?’ Prince Kazuhiko sulked.
    “Just tell me!” 101KiriUchiha complains.
    “Fine…” Prince Kazuhiko submits. “I want to beat that GameTesterJan guy.”
    “Good luck with that!” 101KiriUchiha says sarcastically. “How’d you do that disappearing trick, anyway?”
    “Fantamio’s Illusionary Copy Ring.”
    “You stole it?!”
    “Hey, you gave me his Meat Ring first!”
    “Yeah, I guess I did.” The two just kept on talking away, grateful that they made it past the first round easily. Meanwhile, theparkman123 was desperately looking for them in Barton Town (unfortunately).