• Once upon a time there was a magical hippo guy that loved cheese. One day, while flying to the store, something magical happened. He flew right past an entire store made of cheese. He decides to go in and check it out. So he flies right on in. but can you guess who he ran into? Mr. McCheesey pants! Mr. McCheesey pants was this guy who usually sold him cheese at his regular grocery store. He was quite surprised to see him here so he decided to question him about it. "What are you doing here, dude?" the hippo inquired. "Why, I darned bought this place this very mornin'!" but little did Mr. McCheesey pants know, that the malicious hippo was going to eat the place to the ground. So the hippo guy (let’s name him bob) came back at 12:13 AM early the next morning and ate the place all gone. Mr. McCheesey pants came at 7:00 that morning and discovered the place that he spent his life savings on missing. Only blue Cheese remained. (Bob doesn't like blue cheese) so Mr. McCheesey pants knew exactly who done it... it must have been Jane, his secretary! So he fired Jane and had to go live on the streets. All alone until he jacked some little kid’s lemonade stand, and started selling expensive lemonade. Meanwhile bob is planning to ruin Mr. McCheesey pants' life even more. He drove by and had one of his friends knock over His lemonade stand and steal all the lemonade and all the things he needed to make more. Mr. McCheesey pants started crying. And that’s when he met her... it was Jane, Back for revenge! She had secretly met with bob, not knowing he was the reason she got fired, and created an evil plan to destroy Mr. McCheesey pants forever! So, from within her deep dark trench jacket, she pulled forth a weapon of massive power... A sombrero! Yes. Mr. McCheesey pants was deathly...allergic? To sombreros. He saw the sombrero being pulled out, he went dizzy, then everything went black...Hours later he woke up in Mexico! "oh no," he said sadly "I’ll never get famous in this low life slum hole" just then a gang of Mexico mafia came up to him. They were all wearing black sombreros and he fought the blackness trying to capture him again. That was probably a bad idea. He watched his life flash before his eyes and the gang slowly crept forward. The leader, he guessed by the way the rest were centered behind him, said "welcome to the hood man!" "But…But your MEXICAN!" Mr. McCheesey pants said. Then as he started to fade again, he heard something about getting him good... the next time he woke up he was in an alley somewhere in a busy sounding neighborhood. He was fairly sure he was still in Mexico but He had no way of knowing until he walked out on the street. There he saw the store made of cheese. He couldn’t believe his eyes! He saw that it was for sale and quickly ran in. He didn't have much money but since he was still in Mexico it was only 2 cents! He couldn’t believe it! He bought it. so he lived there for a few years, and expanded his company until bob came back from Italy for some more! Bob ate the entire place (again leaving Blue Cheese) and this time Mr. McCheesey pants wasn't sure who to blame. so Mr. McCheesey Pants blamed Hitler, Obama, and Einstein. Why he did this, is a mystery, but what remains true is what he did to get back at Hitler. Mr. McCheesey pants paired up with Bill Gates to give Hitler's 360 the Red Ring of Death!! Hitler was so furious that he took it all out on three of his army members. Obama and Einstein just watched Hitler's revenge in horror. Then bob flies in and tell Mr. McCheesey Pants what he had done, and that he was sorry. Then at that very moment, bob woke up in bed the next morning 3 years before, wiser in knowing that a simple thing like eating a store, can change the world.