• Therewas an elf named Angry.You could guess that he was always evil because he was.then he found another elf that was as bad as he was.His name was stevie,he was bad because he was a con-artist ninja .They made a plan to steal all the toys and replace them with coal and keep them for themselvs.They stole a zerg ship to get rid of ole st.nickThey got him and a cow into a power line,so their brains would swap. When they got rid of him then they started replacing the toys,but word spread out that he was missing.so they took precautons to stay normal-they only replaced the toys and coal at night,they did their regular jobs but riged the toys to crumble into coal. But one night Gramps elf heard them.Then they did somthing you wernt expecting.................................................................................THEY BURST INTO A SUPER BATTLE OF THE NORTH POLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GRAMPS HAD A SUPERB SPEAR OF CHRISTMAS,ANGRY HAD SWORDS OF ANGER MANAGEMENTEY DOOM,and somthing even more unexpected........................................STEVIE HAD A ROCKET LAUNCHER twisted YEAH A ROCKET LAUNCHER ISNT IT AWSOME.Stevie shot at Gramps but ole Gramps doged it,so Angry came at him with his swords they battled a horrid and christmasy-doomey-rockety battle of the north pole they fought until morning.Then when all the elvs came they took out their maces,swords rocket launchers,flails and lasers Angry and Stevie where sentenced to smashing-the get squashed kind of smashing curtacy of the COW of an elf santa,who you are now helping to not be a COW of an elf