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Vegeta: Kakkarot! there's one one thing i never lost, MY PRIDE!!!!!
then Vegeta pops a neck vein and blood begain squirting out of his neck.
Goku: Vegeta see what happens when you scream so loud.
Vegeta: Shut up Kakkarot! and go get help.
but Goku sat there and laughed. then Goku gives it a shot, he screams so loud he shits his pants and his head pops off.
Vegeta: Kakkarot you idiot!
but Vegeta started bleeding faster.
Goku: Bet i can bleed to death faster than you can.
Vegeta: You're on.
(Goku dies)
Kyle: Oh my god you killed Goku! you bastarers!
then Vegeta blasted Kyle and disintegrated him and Bulma.
Vegeta: Bulma noooooo! THat biitch owed me twenty bucks.
the ending to Kingdom Hearts appears with Sora letting Kairi go and hersailing on the patch of dirt.
Sora: Kairi i'll always be with you too.
Kairi: Hey you never gave me back my lucky charm you stupid b***h!
Vegeta: Sora, you go for help.
Sora: Why what's wrong?
Vegeta: What! you can't see the me bleeding to death man! Now go get help.
Sora: I'm sure it's just a flesh wound.
Vegeta: Can you not see the puddle under me?
Goku: Hey Hariley Jole Osment plays you, can you say "i see dead people"?
Vegeta: What does that have to do with anything!
Goku: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Vegeta help invisible red ants. Help!
Vegeta: Kakkarot stop playing around! Sora go get my help, i don't have long to live.
Sora: So how much longer?
Vegeta: I DON'T KNOW! five minutes?
Sora: Ok i'll wait ten minutes.
Vegeta: Hurry theres no time to waste.
Sora: Alright i'll go.
(gets caught in a glitch)
Sora: Not again.
Vegeta: Sora!
Sora: Fine. i'll just use a potion then.
Vegeta: Eh! you had a potion all this time.
Sora: Yeah!(he said happily)
Vegeta: Quick give me one.
Sora: Sorry all out.
Vegeta: Then use cure.
Sora: I havn't learned that yet. i'm only level 7.
Vegeta: How the hell did you beat Ansem at level 7?
- by Royal Katana |
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- | Submitted on 10/03/2008 |
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- Title: Fan Fic 2
- Artist: Royal Katana
- Description: they just keep coming and coming.....more fan fics.....again more will mbe posted at my guild soon (Write the Funny) a new fan fic every week from me...so look it up plz i need the ratings lol jk jkl
- Date: 10/03/2008
- Tags: funny fanfic entertainment
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Comments (2 Comments)
- ever_blue27 - 10/09/2008
- omg thats hillarious!!!! 5/5
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- Kai The Ark Angel - 10/03/2008
- omg this was funny make more 5/5
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