• Dave's cell phone rang as he was walking home from school. It was his friend Mike calling.
    Dave picked up, "Hey, so what's up?" "Hey, im going to Andrew's party tonight, wanna come?" Mike asked. "ummm, sorry but i have a test to study for," Dave said. "oh com'on.. you have all weekend to study. I heard this is gonna be the biggest party bash ever!" Mike exclaimed. ".....OK fine I'll go. But if i fail the test, you're the one im gonna be blaming on." Dave threatened."
    "yea whatever, I'll meet you at your house in a few minutes." Mike said.

    Mike had arrived at Dave's house.
    And now its time to go partying.

    Dave and Mike were walking to Andrew's house. A lady was walking down the street in front of them. And Mike thought he fell in love.

    Mike whistled at her.
    "heyyy, what's cookin' good lookin'"
    The lady stared at Mike in confusion and Dave was shocked.

    "dude, do you know who you're talking to?!?!" Dave asked practically screaming.
    "yea, that chick over there" Mike replied.

    "........THATS MY MOM!!" Dave screamed.