• The Cat That Ate My Hat
    By: prettycaity2

    There once was a cat it ate my hat on the welcome mat. I said " hey cat why'd you do that," the cat said "well i'm hungry plus I don't like you." So in that end I kicked the cat that ate my hat on the welcome mat, and killed the cat that ate my hat on the welcome mat. Sadly the police took me to jail which felt like icy hail balls in a pail of rocks.
    I decided to kill all cats which of most eat hats on peoples welcome mats. I started to lift weights which wasn't great, because they were very heavy. The police let me out for good behavior, but little did they know I would bestow a harmful end to all hat eating cats. I went door to door whichs some were whores, asking me if I wanted a blow of course I said no. But the cats are all the same I gave all the cats hats, and all of the cats ate the hats on their welcome mats. I bashed in their head until they were dead and not moving. Even though scratches and bites were still given I still got the job done before 10 and 11.
    And now every dawn the cats in hell begin to yawn, and I try and kill some more.
    Sadly this story must end for you might have bad dreams, farewell now friends I leave you in the hands of the hell cats coming to eat out your brain and eyes. <(*_^)> -RAWR!!!